While watching our favorite TV comedy-that-doesn’t-mean-to-be-a-comedy, Secret Life of the American Teenager, two of the girls were taking pictures with the baby and sending them to their boyfriends. One of the chicks was of the African-American ethnicity.
Hubs: Well, her baby’s not gonna look like that. It’s white!
Me: You wanna have babies, right?
Hubs: Ummmm….can we have a black baby?
Me: Depends. Are you gonna let me sleep with a black guy?
Hubs: A-nooo.
Me: Then our only option is to adopt a Haitian.
Hubs: Can we just kidnap one? You know how I feel about paperwork.
Me: No.
Hubs: Then forget it. We’ll just have *sighhhhhhh* a white baby.
