My two newest pet peeves in the English language.
“I know, right?” or just, “Right?!”
Huh? Yes. Right. That’s why I just said what I just said to make you say, “RIGHT?!” and sound like a Clueless cast member. Or worse, Jersey Shore cast member. Usually the convos go something like this.
“Mmmm, these cookies are so good.”
“I know, right?!”
Yes. YES. That’s why I JUST SAID IT. Oy. A simple “mmhmm” with your mouth full of cookies will suffice.
NEXT.
“Loves it.” I know so many people guilty of this one. As in, “hahahah that snowboarder just fell on her face. Loves it.”
Who loves it? Are you speaking in third person? Like, Sharky loves it? Or are you saying “I love it,” and adding a cutesy wutesy s? Either way, I can’t tell you how annoying it is. HATES IT.
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