The days seem packed but they aren’t really. It’s like if my life were a diner, I’d walk in and order the same ol’ shit every morning.
Wake up, hurriedly shower and toss on some makeup and whatever work clothes I didn’t don the day before, race (the whole five miles) to work. work-work-work-work-lunch-work-work-work-work. Although luckily my day is broken up by fun conversations with coworkers – things like astrological signs.
Jersey says he knew I was an Aries the first time he met me, because I’m a “spitfire” and “don’t take any crap.” True and TRUE. My temper is uncontrollable, though I’m not really sure if that’s indicative of my being born in the house of Mars or in the arms of my father – he’s a Pisces so he’s supposed to be calm, cool, collected – which of course is the case most of the time.
It takes a lot to truly blow my fuse these days and as I’ve said before, I’m not nearly as vengeful as I used to be. Oh man. You know how [in movies] people say they’ll destroy somebody? That’s what I – well, we really – J and I – did. It’s not hard. Especially since I have the memory of an elephant and can tuck away fabulous details in the back of my mind. And/or have excruciatingingly incriminating photos of people. That helps too. Why do you think I carry a camera? Ok, kidding. But really, it does help.
But my sharp tongue still gets me in trouble…not really trouble per say, but once you get older you have to watch what you say – people are less forgiving. And while I don’t care what society in general thinks of me, the one thing I don’t want to do is hurt people I truly care about.
Profile of the stereotypical Aries…(via Twittascope)
The headstrong Ram won’t be found sitting on the sidelines. As the first sign of the zodiac, your sign represents the confident and courageous leader, the determined innovator. Ruled by action-oriented Mars, this bold and impulsive Fire sign is always on the move in search of the latest thrill. But in order to lead, you’ll need others to follow, which will be hard to come by unless you can learn to keep your arrogance in check.
Um…check, check, check.
Just for kicks, let’s look at Shaney’s.
Just as the surefooted mountain goat feels most at ease in high altitudes, calculating Capricorn knows it belongs at the top of the ladder. Ruled by hardworking Saturn, you tend to find pleasure in planning and practicality, with your sights fixed permanently on success. For you business-minded beings, accomplishing one task is a welcomed opportunity to jump right into another — the Goat lives for the chance to climb higher and climb harder than all the rest.
I can’t tell you how these fit us to an absolute T. Hilarious.
Um, for the astrological compatibility ratings? Capricorn/Aries got ZERO STARS.
I guess opposites really do attract!
